lenacorp:

profusedinmelancholy:

profusedinmelancholy:

profusedinmelancholy:

profusedinmelancholy:

penfairy:

frankarnstein:

Keira Knightley
20 January 2018

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

Yes

Bonus

I’m screaming

More

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connorludoph:

thx-a-latke:

connorludoph:

Mario and Donkey Kong are in the same universe, everyone already knows this

Donkey Kong’s sidekick character is Diddy Kong

Diddy Kong has a spinoff racing game

This is the character select screen from that game

First thing of note here is Banjo is here

So we can confirm that Banjo-Kazooie and Mario take place in the same universe, just from that, but the more troubling thing is Conker is here

Conker got his own game after this called Conker’s Bad Fur Day

And the final boss of Conker’s Bad Fur Day is unmistakably

a xenomorph

Super Mario Brothers, Banjo-Kazooie, and the Alien movies all take place in the same universe, this is canon, pass it along

obviously, xenomorphs exist in the same universe as predator

and predator? well, he took a little trip to riverdale

and who could forget when archie and the gang met KISS

who once helped these guys out of a real pickle

and our pal scoob? he’s friends with a certain christmas gift-giver

(bear with me, we’re almost done)

which brings us full circle

i rest my case, your honor

I don’t get a lot of good additions to this post but this is one of them

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hersocialapp:

This this this

aarontveitsgf:

me to the three people who interact with my posts

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aarontveitsgf:

me to the three people who interact with my posts

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krazykitsune:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

daughterofsarenrae:

Use his headshot to get Matt Mercer to haunt your home this holiday season

Me, texting my girlfriend: Babe you’ll never guess what I did to our tree…

addendum:

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handblogfortherecentlydeceased:

“The Obsolete Man,” The Twilight Zone

Man this is on par with the discussion on youtube today about whether or not someone should be executed and majority were saying yes or “should have been executed years ago” and that literally sickens my stomach.

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rose-owl:

bezakonik:

bot-dad:

bezakonik:

rogergalvan:

bezakonik:

may I be gay on main? okay, cool, thanks…so here’s the thing; id really like to be held right now

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can this post be more of a trainwreck kdjdnskxksndk

Local op survives two assassination attempts

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writingsingingthesbian:

What’s explicit about this??!?

Originally posted by lamedecinecestcool

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when-in-doubt-sing:

livenudebigfoot:

chaos-ensuing:

minervafloofderg:

minervafloofderg:

One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.

The basic business model of a social network is to harvest commercially valuable personal data and sell it, most famously via targeted ads. Anyone visiting my blog can clearly see that I am a queer furry who’s into video games and art. And yet I am only served ads for funeral homes, Bible story DVDs, and the current president’s reelection campaign (in 2018 for some reason)

Needless to say my click through rate has not been very good

Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and anime
Tumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type

I’m a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because it’s so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.

The tumblr personal data algorithm, trying to make sense of the hot mess that is my blog:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

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ethala:

WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL!?!?

keith-and-shiro-were-dating:

blackqueerblog:

The ending they are so in love!

Gay lions

(Source: twitter.com, via sapphicalex)

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junvii:

Also Catra:

I’ve connected the dots and you cannot change my mind:

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nitro-nova:

nice algorithm, staff!

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